When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.