whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I really like taking shits.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.