use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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shag your mom

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.