Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Go outside and pee.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.