whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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I really like taking shits.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.