Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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shag your mom

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I really like taking shits.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.