Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I can see a magic eye image

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.