Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.