Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I really like taking shits.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.