When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.