wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.