Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.