"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.