sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.