sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.