cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.