almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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I know how to type a ¿

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.