- Things You Think Only You Do

-11

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

-49

I know how to type a ¿

-65

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

-48

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

-68

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

+17

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

-113

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

+54

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

+20

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

-30

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

-44

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

-62

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

-68

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

-7

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

-17

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

+40

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

+8

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

-42

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

+49

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

-31

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

-107

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

+46

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

I know how to type a ¿

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Things You Think Only You Do