Gotta sleep with a fan.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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pick your nose and eat it

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

conundrum.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

ASMR

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.