Seperate your food on you dinner plate

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Dancing while hoovering

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

fart

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.