Dancing while hoovering

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.