Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Dancing while hoovering

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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hallo

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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fap

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.