When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.