Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.