avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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pick your nose and eat it

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.