I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.