Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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conundrum.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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pick your nose and eat it

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.