Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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I pee in the shower.

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fap

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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I sleep in the nude.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.