tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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thumb down this post

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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misread flashlight

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.