When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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misread flashlight

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.