Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.