wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

thumb_up thumb_down -88

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

thumb_up thumb_down +47

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

thumb_up thumb_down -95

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

thumb_up thumb_down +88

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Give your neighbors names from movies.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.