- Things You Think Only You Do

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

R A P E Children

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.