Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Pee in the shower.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.