Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Peeing in the shower

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.