When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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R A P E Children

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.