Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.