Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.