feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I control water in the shower.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.