- Things You Think Only You Do

eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.