Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Give your neighbors names from movies.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Pee in the shower.

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.