eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.