Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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fart

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.