Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I pee in the shower.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.