Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.