after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Breathe.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I pee in the shower.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.