On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I pee in the shower.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.