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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I pee in the shower.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Breathe.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.