tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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im going to rape that girl

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I pee in the shower.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.