Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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misread flashlight

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.