i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.