I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I control water in the shower.

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Pee in the shower.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.