Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

whale sperm

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.