Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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shag your mom

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.