When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.