popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.