apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.