try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.