I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.