When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.