pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.