I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

smoke marijuana

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Like a toy until it breaks.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

I put big spaces in between comments

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.