hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.