say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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being super bored at school

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Fart at home

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.