When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.