- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I laugh easier when im with someone

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.