Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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being super bored at school

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.