Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.