I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Pee in the shower.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.