I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.