I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.