- Things You Think Only You Do

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

bounce when your tip toeing.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.