I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.