When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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sit in the shower

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.