Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.