Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.