Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

thumb_up thumb_down +10

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

thumb_up thumb_down -78

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down +12

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

thumb_up thumb_down +12

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

thumb_up thumb_down +57

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.