whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.