Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I always think I have special powers

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.