wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Pee in the shower.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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being super bored at school

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.