Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.