- Things You Think Only You Do

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

sing like a pro in da shower

It's hot but I still have on covers

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.