Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.