When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.