get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.