- Things You Think Only You Do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Poo really loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.