- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

I never feel bored

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.