sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.