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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.