If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.