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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Only use the left earphone.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Poo really loud

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.