putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.