pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Ur mum

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look at bins as i walk past them

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Boinked my neighbor

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.