When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.