Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I cant ride a bike

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.