Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.