- Things You Think Only You Do

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.