When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.