I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

thumb_up thumb_down -33

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -37

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -39

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

thumb_up thumb_down -43

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -47

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

make south park refferences every day

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -67

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.