When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.