In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Poo really loud

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.