k. everyone

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Poo really loud

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.