Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.