- Things You Think Only You Do

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

I used to eat bath bubbles

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.