sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.