Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.