look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.