Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.