try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.