- Things You Think Only You Do

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Stab myself on a daily basis

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.