after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.