Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.