- Things You Think Only You Do

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I always think I have special powers

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.