When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.