Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.