think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.