Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.