- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.