You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Ur mum

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.