When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Sleep with pillow between legs

pull out a flies wings and let it go

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Be a loner at school

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.