- Things You Think Only You Do

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.