When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.