TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.