Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I gotta get down of Friday

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.