in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.