- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Poo really loud

k. everyone

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

try to give your friends spirit animals

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

speak proper english

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.