Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Be a loner at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.