When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I chew my ice cream.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.