- Things You Think Only You Do

I cant ride a bike

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

only read the short jokes on this website

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Poo really loud

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I gotta get down of Friday

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.