Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.