- Things You Think Only You Do

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.