When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I cant ride a bike

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.