Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I piss in the bed every night

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.