When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.