Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I scratch and sniff.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I hate being called "buddy".

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.