- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

I cant ride a bike

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Poo really loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.