When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.