Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Picking my nose.

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k. everyone

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I chew my ice cream.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.