Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.