Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.