Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.