When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Being fat

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.