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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Mayada stupid

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.