I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.