- Things You Think Only You Do

call someone by a siblings name.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.