- Things You Think Only You Do

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.