When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.