Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I cant ride a bike

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.