I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.