Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.