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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.