Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Think about breathing...

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.