When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.